thefurbyhunter

If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point

pizzaswag:

abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me

you are the first five minutes of supernatural

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

Reblog if you have an imaginary life inside your head

hundred and hundreds of AUs

thousands actually

MILLIONS

enochiancameos:

Stop! I’m in a library, I can’t laugh!

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

whoreisawhoreisawinchester:

iguanamouth:

i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else

and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie

and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

I have found my true love, everyone is invited to our wedding

the wedding is off :(

fartgallery:

if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again